Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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