Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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