We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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