If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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