well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
tell me about the fingering
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