let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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