so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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