I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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