Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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