That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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