This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
If I die, sorry about rent.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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