Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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