I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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