Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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