we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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