we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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