my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
