I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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