i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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