i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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