Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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