so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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