Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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