One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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