operation have a gay friend backfired
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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