So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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