i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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