Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
ugly people sure do ruin things
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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