You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
