I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
be right there i have to get my cape
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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