It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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