I think my vagina is haunted
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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