How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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