Its about making memories worth repressing
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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