piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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