Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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