Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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