ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
my vag is so smooth its legendary
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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