Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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