Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I didn't notice because vodka
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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