Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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