Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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