And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
