The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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