so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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