So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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