is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
sex in a hospital.. check
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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