She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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