Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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