South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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