Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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