i dedicated my morning wood to you.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
This is the high leading the old right now
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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