I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Enjoy the penises
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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