He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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